The Magician's Tower

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and
a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.


After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.


As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely
man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the
sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took
his arm from around the sheep.


After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
there was no more cuddling.


A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.


That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.


Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the
urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy
and told her he hadn't had sex for months.


Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked. “Is there anything I can do for you?”


He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

I am impressed by the work you put into this joke. Alone the time it must have taken you to type all these words, shows your true dedication to entertain your fellow mages.
The decision to hint at sodomy shows that you are obviously open to alternate styles of life, while the refusal of the man to simply kill the dog, shows me that you can appreciate them even in a non sexual way.

Posting this true classic of joke proves your deep involment in the research of well used jokes which have made generations of people laugh.

I am truly impressed!!!!

it was copy/paste

2 lawyers are on a cruise, when the boat sinks. They find themselves the only survivors stranded on a deserted island. For years they live there, making the most of their meager existence, when one day, while walking around the island like they did every morning, they came upon fresh signs of another shipwreck, and a little later on, a naked woman laying in the surf.

The first lawyer looks at the other and says "Oh my god, do you think we should f.uck her? "

The second lawyer looks at the first and says "Outta what?"

I lol'd

najiwench wrote:it was copy/paste

Yes I know, my post was rather thought as a satire.

Bastler wrote: Yes I know, my post was rather thought as a satire.

Yes, I know. My post was rather facetious in itself